Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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