apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So much rum. So many feels.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
tell me about the fingering
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