I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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