she woke up with a sticky ear
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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