I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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