So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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