I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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