Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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