It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Dicks are not precious.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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