hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Drake has all the answers
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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