I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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