How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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