What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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