yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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