Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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