I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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