i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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