Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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