I heard we made out
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Soap is not a condiment
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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