Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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