we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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