i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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