I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He better not be in your backpack
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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