I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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