I think my vagina is haunted
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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