I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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