He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Tornado booty call.. dedication
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
