Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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