is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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she told me i tasted like america
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They have beer where we have blood.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My life is pants optional.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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