I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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