Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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