I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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