Will you blow on my dice?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
