no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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