So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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