my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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