question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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