oh god the rape fog is back!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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