What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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