If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
