My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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