no, he came in my armpit
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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