i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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