I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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