I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When are your genitals available?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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