I'm going to rape someone's good day.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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