if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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