I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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