Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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