Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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