Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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