i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
