even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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