McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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