She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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