I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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