i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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